Dateline: Backwater, Former Pine Grove.
Missing from closet of St. C. are two pairs of thrift store Mom Jeans with elastic waists. Worn often, too often according to reports.
The jeans were last seen in the dirty clothes basket several days ago. St. C. asked around about the jeans only to receive a mysterious text message suggesting that for $1, some info might be given
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No one claims responsibility for removing the jeans to a hiding place.
St. C. mopes around wearing shorts which, according to sources, look even worse than the Mom Jeans.
More details as events unfold...
DANG! FASHION PATROLLED IN MY OWN HOME!!!!
St. Casserole
11 comments:
I notice you eschewed apostrophes for this post.
(You look totally cute in your Mom jeans, by the way.)
The girls in my youth group have threatened to turn me into the TV show, What Not To Wear. I say, bring on the $5000 wardrobe update!
Embrace that dorkism of yours and pay the 1.00 to get them back and no one will get hurt.
So, are the kidnappers of said jeans willing to replace them with fashion friendly variations? Our of their own allowances?
Sweetie, count your blessings. It's clear to me that somebody loves you.
I'd get a search warrant for Peacebang's place if I were you . . .
Reminds me of the time Babs disposed of my favorite seersucker trousers. She said the legs on them were "too thin and tapered". Hummph. I did keep the matching jacket which she apparently approved of because it's still in my closet.
My father once asked me to "disappear" a nightgown of my mother's, but we at least bought her a fetching new one.
I'm certain you look cute as a button in those jeans, for dear St. C, you are always smashingly turned out. Nevertheless, said jeans are not flattering to the female figure, especially the hips.
I want to suggest a way to look at this in a positive light. The fact that those who care about you have, well, absconded with the offending clothes, means that they still view you as a fashion forward, red hot mama.
But now a word to the denim-nappers...Sometimes we all like our comfortable clothes. As long as they aren't indecent, who is anyone to tell us we can't wear what we choose? As has been stated by others, when one plays fashion police, one must also fork up the ducats to replace said clothes.
Let there be seperates on earth, and let them begin with us.
Better pay the dollar, or buy some more Mom jeans from the thrift shop.
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