Had to clean a bride's hands one time, after the pen for signing the register "icked" on her; caught up to her in the receiving line outside the church, and got all the ink off her with a tiny dab of detergent on a damp dischcloth (none on the dress, hurray!) Mid-cleaning (her mother looking on in total bemusement) I said "If you were my own, I could just spit on this" and she understood that perfectly!
Mom spit. from stupididiotic.com
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But momspit is the universal solvent!
Gross - I grew up with grandmother spit on a used kleenex... *shudders*
ewww
But wait! I'm not always there to clean jam from Wonderboy's face. This is a good gift.
Had to clean a bride's hands one time, after the pen for signing the register "icked" on her; caught up to her in the receiving line outside the church, and got all the ink off her with a tiny dab of detergent on a damp dischcloth (none on the dress, hurray!) Mid-cleaning (her mother looking on in total bemusement) I said "If you were my own, I could just spit on this" and she understood that perfectly!
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