For immediate transfer: Dubby, the kitten. Really, folks, I've had it with this boy. He gets attention from Mom, LD, Mr. C. and Sister-our-Nanny.
Whistle loves him. I do not love him.
Whistle plays with Dubby and takes naps with him.
That's my job. Time spent with Dubby means time taken from me.
Come get this kitten. Take his stupid blue kitten collar and that red felted mouse, too.
Up to my whiskers,