Monday, December 08, 2008
The Next Contest: Yard Art
Whew. I'm the judge for this contest.
Look at this yard art installation*.
You see thirteen bowling balls arranged in front of a large azalea. One bowling ball hides the opening to a secret cache where I keep my emergency chocolate rations. Which bowling ball, numbering 1 to 13 from the left, covers the secret sealed chocolate vault? Ignore the blue flag near the temporary water faucet. The hurricane blew out my underground watering system and I haven't decided if I want to take up a sod section to have less grass or change how I water.
The first thirteen entrants should guess one number each. The fourteenth comment may begin the gratuitous enthusiasm about how lovely my yard art installation is.
One small prize goes to the correct guess on which ball hides the secret cache.
One small prize goes to the most over the top compliment for my yard artage.