Saturday, January 14, 2006

Cat Report

Fish here.

This isn't a picture of us. We are almost five months old and these are baby kittens. We are big kittens.

Our mid-term exam grades came yesterday. I don't think we get prizes. I made an A in Deportment as did Whistle but we both made an F in Staying Off the Kitchen Counter.

We got an A for being cute, an F for getting in trouble.

I'm going to study harder next term. Whistle says he isn't going to buckle down to the Man.
He's reading Catechetics and Dogmatics. I'm studying botany so I'm reading Cat Tails and other Plants beginning with "Cat".

Andy, the big cat, doesn't like us. No progress there. The Pee Pee Puppy loves me but Whistle won't play with him.

I think my essay will be on "Human Expectations: Why So High?" so I can research why humans want us to do this but not that. I can't make sense of it.

Gotta go. Time for Basking in the Sun. We both made an A in this!



cheesehead said...

Oh Fish, you are a clever kitty!

And that from a poodle-mama...

Songbird said...

Dear Fish,
I am glad to hear you are still playing with the PeePee Puppy. She will entertain you and love you for many years to come. It is a good thing when kittens and puppies learn to love each other in their youth.
Walking on the counter is indeed something your people will not like, but mostly because they don't want you to get hurt walking on the stove or licking sharp knives in the kitchen sink.
Keep at your studies,
Aunt Songbird