Wednesday, October 11, 2006
Dateline: Backwater, Former Pine Grove.
Missing from closet of St. C. are two pairs of thrift store Mom Jeans with elastic waists. Worn often, too often according to reports.
The jeans were last seen in the dirty clothes basket several days ago. St. C. asked around about the jeans only to receive a mysterious text message suggesting that for $1, some info might be given
No one claims responsibility for removing the jeans to a hiding place.
St. C. mopes around wearing shorts which, according to sources, look even worse than the Mom Jeans.
More details as events unfold...
DANG! FASHION PATROLLED IN MY OWN HOME!!!!