"Prier, Pensir, Agir" ~~ Pray, Think, Do ~~ A Presbyterian Pastor's Blog
Who can explain it?
The young kids don't know nothing about the post-baby pooch!
This is too funny! One summer, Bebo stole my prized from when he left for the summer. All summer long I got ransom notes and HORRIBLE pics of my from in all sorts of dangerous places ie...under the wheels of a car and such.I had to pay in Skittles.
Young people do not like high waist jeans because they are too matronly. Which, of course, explains why they dn't want to wear them themselves, or to date anyone who does. It does not explain why they don't want their mothers to wear them. Because really, who wans their mother looking lke a hoochie mama? And isn't matronly supposed to imply motherly?
To : St. Casserole,from: Stretchy Jeans Liberation Front ArmyDo not call the police or FBI or you will never see your "jeans" again.Do not report the disappearance of your nasty stretchy pants or you will never see your "jeans" again.If, however, you ever wish to see your stretchypants again, place one dollar and some chocolate in a pillow case near the kitchen door on Saturday morning before you leave the house. More instructions will follow.If you vary from your instructions, a pants pocket will be left in the mail box.Doctor XStretchy Pants Liberation Front Army
The high waist actually brings more focus to the "pooch" (or so they say on "What Not to Wear"). A fashionable mid-rise pant, properly fit, will take focus away from the tummy area. There. Now you know what I do on Friday nights. I stay home and watch TLC. That ransom note is heavy-duty stuff St. C. -- I think you need the help of my TV boyfriend Kiefer Sutherland.
I guess I really do need to be turned in to the What Not To Wear folks! :)
I don't know St. Cassie. I'd recommend finding a good lawyer. This 'napper looks serious.
~wondering if you found the pants pocket or did you cave into their demands~
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