Dear Grace, Mindy and Rach,
Please bring the Texas Towncar of Justice. I know someone who needs a ride.
St. Casserole
(Note: when using Google Images, this is what a T T C of J looks like. For security purposes, the REAL T T C of J will not be shown.)
('Nother note: Can't follow this post? See post below, 'specially the comments)
(Last note: Thank you all for your kind words and offers of threatening behavior. You are the best.)
9 comments:
I do believe that this is the first time I've ever been thanked for my threatening behavior, or my offer thereof. My Grandma, codename: Tough Old Broad would be so proud!
I love the car. And I'm ready to rock and roll in it!
Nice ride. Useful for teaching a lesson.
Why do I have the Dixie Chicks song "Goodbye, Earl" running through my head... ?
You give me just a little bit girl and we will SO BE THERE! It is icy here so let me get out some de-icer and warm up the ride. I will run by and get Rach and we will head on out to get Grace (with just a FEW stops at the Sonic) and then we shall kick us some buttocks!
There is room enough for all FEMALES!
I am ROLLING with laughter here. And I wanna go kick me some BEW-tocks, too! Kin ah come? I *am* a transplanted Texan.
I'll even buy the drinks at Sonic for all of us. Between the "feminine perspective" and cherry limeades, that guy's BEW-tocks is gonna be in a sling for sure!
Sure, psalmist, you're in the DFW area, right? Minday and Rach can catch you on the way down to get me. That's why is a TOWNCAR of Justice and not a little mini-cooper. Wear your cowboy boots.
Right, QG. I am SOOOOOO there. Boot clad 'n' all. BRING IT ON!
Can you just IMAGINE being said offensive male-type person and this Nimitz-class carrier of a TTCOJ full of strong righteous women pulls up for a little education session? Yeeee-haw!!!
"Step right up on into this car now, sir. You've just won a ride in the Texas Town Car of Justice for a little one-on-one Feminine Perspective. Oh, believe me, sir, there's plenty of room for you. YOU are the guest of honor on this little ride. Why, no, we would NEVER do you any permanent physical harm. Why, we're just little ol' FEMININE women. How could we hurt big ol' strong, masculine YEEW? Now you just GIT on in this car, 'fore we have to inSIST upon it! That's a good boy..."
remember to put the rope in the truck (from that famous Texas phrase "Get a rope ...")
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