Public whistling
Cleaning one's nose in public
Using hand or wrist as kleenex
Smacking noises whilst chewing gum
Any noise whilst chewing gum
Playing "see food"
Eating with elbows, forearms or chest on the table
Saying, "to be honest with you" (reveals that person lies anytime this is not said)
Leaving residual toothpaste smears in lavatory bowl
Public whistling
Hereby declared by Manners Patrol, March 22, 2006
St. C, Recording Secretary
8 comments:
I always hear *I'm not going to lie to you*. That translates into *everything that is about to come out of my mouth IS a lie*.
Perhaps you read my recent post on "Now, don't take this personally..." which is along the same lines.
Otherwise, Cass you are very strict! I'm afraid you will think I'm a total bumpkin when we meet in May! ;-)
I'm leaning on my computer desk, elbows, forearms, chest, picking my nose while chewing gum noisily. I can't whistle or I would, thinking "Whew, glad she can't see me now."
Nightwoodkitty, amen.
Strict, RevMomCheese? You a bumpkin? I'm sure you are not!
I'm excited about the Festival O'Homies!
Aola! Cute!
I like this list very much. I would just as soon ban gum altogether.
Can we ban the response "whatever"?
Ban gum? Are you crazy?
Whatever...
(/snicker)
"Leaving residual toothpaste smears in lavatory bowl"
I don't think I want to know what you find in the bath.
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