Why We Are In Troubleby Whistle and Fish the Kittens
It just happened. I know I didn't do it.
We heard a noise and the lamp hit the bricks. It made a mess!
We are in deep trouble. Don't text message us or phone us. We lost our cell phone "until we learn to be better behaved kitties". We can't watch TV or listen to our ipods, either. We are in lock-down double secret probation. I bet Whistle did it! He looks like the type who breaks lamps! I know that Fish did it! He is wild!
We have to go.
I don't think SHE will let us use the computer for a long, long time.
Could you send us cat treats? We are in BIG trouble.
Sincerely yours,
Whistle and Fish
18 comments:
Well, Whistle and Fish, you certainly LOOK innocent. Perhaps a bird flew into the house and knocked over the lamp just to get you in trouble. Birds would do something like that -- that's how they are.
I hope you are free from your probation very soon.
Oh No...probation is certainly not easy to do!!
I do hope you have learned your lessons.
Ha-ha! Very cute. Was part of the probation having to pose for the "perp" picture?
Whistle and Fish, you sound just like the Berenstain Bears. They broke Mama Bear's lamp and told a big story about a bird flying into the house. I think it was really a soccer ball. Do you have a soccer ball?
I'm afraid, due to my sympathy for your mother, I will have to hold off on the next shipment of Very Special Rabbit Fur Mice.
are you truely repentant?
BUSTED!
Maybe if you'd left some mouse fur nearby, you'd have had a chance to escape your probation...
...boy, somedays trouble just leaps up on ya. what to do but nap.
does this mean ankle bracelets are in order? I hear they have some very stylish ones these days.
Advice from Cody the Maltese: No matter what you do, LOOK CUTE. The humans will forgive you eventually.
Oh you poor poor kitties!
Napping in the debris!
Don't cut your kitty paws.
We are about to have another batch of kitties. Lola a little girl who just happened up is with kittens and should bring forth any day now.
Whistle and Fish: Say NOTHING without a good lawyer present.
~grins~
And always be the first to turn State's evidence.
How it works, gentlekitties, is they will separate you, put you in two different rooms, and try to get you to say what the other brother did. They will promise you catnip and rehab, but you are not buying. It appears that you are the only witnesses and with any luck you can both say that it was a rat and you must be free to catch that bad rat.
We feel your pain. There are evil SQUIRRELS that come into our house and knock over our plants all the time. The Moms NEVER believe us, either. The cute tactic seems to work for us. I, Leo, purr very loudly and curl up next to the Moms. My brother, Cisco, also purrs very loudly, licks the Moms' faces and rolls over on his back. I would never stoop quite that low.
At our house, it's always racoons that are sneaking in through the cat doors.
ahhh, I bet the lamp jumped, they do you know,when you're not looking they jump...poor kitties!!!
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