*Mr. C. forgot his cellphone so he borrowed a colleague's cell. Looking through the phone list, he saw "Scumbag".
Mr. C: Who is Scumbag?
Colleague: The guy who stole my truck.
*Driving to yesterday's meeting, I stopped for a cinnamon roll at the bakery in Tiny Town.
After paying, I thanked the owner for making great rolls.
Bakery owner: You are from the Ghost Coast?
St. C: Yes, I'm from the Ghost Coast...
Thanks for your comments on the previous post. I'm doing better this morning.