Monday, April 23, 2007

Guest Blogger: Fish the Kitten

Here I am. I am on my who man beans bed under a cover with turtle print.
I don't feel happy or good or anything.
I am going to the orthopaw this afternoon to check my splint. I
f your splint slips, you are in big trouble.
I don't know if I have a slipping splint.
I hate it.
I dislike it strongly.
I will not send a Christmas card to my splint.
I vote my splint "a fierce, bad thing".
You can have my splint.
If anyone asks you how I feel about my splint, tell them I think my splint is despicable.
Fish the Kitten


Songbird said...
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Molly said...

Dear Fish,
I remember when they shaved off my fur on my legs and did surge-urry on me. It was no fun and I didn't like it either! I hope you feel better soon.

Littlemankitty said...

I hate your splint, too.
I will chew your splint up.
I will urinate all over it.
I will claw it with my ferocious claws.
I hate it.
I have your back, kitten.

Princess of Everything (and then some) said...

Oh fish...I am so sorry.

Sounds like littlemankitty has your back...or your leg.

Mary Beth said...

Wah, wah. This sounds terrible and I am crying for you. I will eat some food in your honor (my solution to all ills).

Tiger the momma cat at MB's house

Kathryn said...

Wailing, gnashing of teeth and thrashing of tails.
Teddy, Chloe and Tallis send deepest commiserations and promise not to send ANYTHING at all to your splint...except maybe death threats?
Hope the paw thro peedic purr son makes you comfy again.

Linda said...

get well soon fish!

Barbara B. said...

I'll bet it was hard to blog with that splint on. You are a very brave kitty.

Purechristianithink said...

They aren't trying to shove pills down your throat are they? If they are, bite 'em.

The Cat

Presbyterian Gal said...

Me and Lucy scritched always talking lady's couch 3 extra times and did the naked kitty circle dance under the moon last night to make double sure you don't get any owie shots or icky sticks that go up where Big Kitty in the Sky never intended.

Good luck Fish. Littlemankitty is bestest friend ever.

1-4 Grace said...

AAwwe, Fish! This just plain, fat, sucks. I hope you have some Greenies to enjoy. I will say an extra spe-shul kitty prayer for you tonight before I get in bed with my human servant.
I will also put a curse on the splint, that it will go away for good!
Peace of the Paw,
Melech the King Kat

Sue said...

Aw, poor fish. We all hate the splint too.

Feel better soon.

Truffle, Ouzo and Sue

St. Casserole said...

This is Fish speaking to ya.

The pawopedic dr. said my splint was going "great" and that I am a wonderful cat.

I have seven more weeks to go.

I cannot play tennis this Spring nor can I wear my manly cat birkies.

I am trying to keep my ears up.

Fish the Kitten