Dear Bloggie Sisters (and Brothers),
At Expeditus' suggestion (see comments in PUP entry), we will observe RANT DAY on Friday, August 12. All rants and craw-stickers shall be shared. You may comment on this blog or on your own.
Have a rant you don't want to claim? Say that it's your "sister's rant" and we'll believe you.
Hesitant to rant because your usual temperment is sunny and perky? Take a day or so to really dig up a good one from the depths of your outraged soul.
Concerned that you might sound petty? No Worries! The more petty the better, Betty!
As small group leader, let me begin the rant-age by sharing the following:
I detest public whistling. SHUT UP!
Waiter, don't take away my plate until everyone at the table is finished eating!
Waiter, don't take my silverware off my plate and place it on the table when bringing a new plate. Bring me a clean set of silverware or don't open a restaurant!
If you are dis-satisfied with your preacher, pray about it until you can find loving charity or go away or just SHUT UP! (ohhhhhhhh that felt good!)
If you are over the age of 3, please chew your gum with your mouth closed. NO SOUNDS, EITHER!
......that's all for tonight. I need to save a few rants for the RANT DAY EVENT!