"I note with dismay that your blog discusses your pedicures. There are more important issues in the world than that."
"Your readers are happy that you are attending the Festival of Homiletics.
Your reference to this great event as "the festival of homies" is disturbing. Many of us think that you can't spell "homiletics" without an open dictionary.
I know you and you told me once that you couldn't spell "resurrection" without help until your third year of seminary...."
"I'm trying to discern a call to ministry. I like to read your blog and think about what your life must be like as a pastor. Do you date?
----St. Casserole Mail Room