The United Methodists have a slogan: "Open Minds, Open Hearts..." (or something like that). As I stood stirring the rice I cooked for supper tonight I thought, "why don't we Presbyies have a slogan?".
We have missions statements, themes for various groups but no slogan.
My guess is that we'd take 10 years to agree on a slogan. In the interest of time, here are some possibilities:
"The Presbyterian Church: We Aren't For Everyone"
"The Presbyterian Church: We Aren't For Everyone But You'll Understand at the End"
"Educated, Verbally Skilled and Ready to Serve Jesus"
"Presbyterians: Not Just for Old Folks"
"Presbyterians: We Don't Mean to Be Picky but Theology is Important to Us"
"You Are Welcome Here: Bring Your Brains Inside With You"
"Sanctified, Predestined and Humbled : The Presbyterian Church"
The Presbyterian Church: We Studied the Bible So We Ordain Called Women"
Ok, ok, I'm getting a tad feisty here. Can you help? Any suggestions?