- Want to yell. Go ahead. I'll bark with you.
- Sing loud. Great. Sing bad. Same thing.
- Got dirty in the yard. Great. I'll help.
- Smelly. Wonderful, give me some of that.
- Mess up, have troubles, people mad at you, dirty, smelly, bad voice, bad dancer, bad cook... no trouble, I still think you're great.
- Need cuddling. I am your man.
- Want to take a walk and think. Thank you, I'd love to.
- Drop food on the floor. No problem, call the Vacu-dawger.
- People lied to you and hurt your feelings. Well, I never lie. I lay alot, but never lie.
- I always have good intentions. Sure, I poop and bark and chew things, but its my nature, not anything personal.
Love ya,
Dawg
P.S. If someone has the time, please remind the Woman of my good points. I started chewing a large stick and suddenly realized it was a Birkenstock. My bad.
5 comments:
Thank goodness for the Vacu-Dawger. Cleans up after two-year-old better than a Swiffer Wet-Jet! And enjoys it more!
Dawg, you probably better get your human to the Birkenstock store before the woman comes back. A woman has a firm attachment to her birkenstocks!
Yes, I would mourn the loss of the Birkis. Or at least a gift certificate to the Birki store -- oh Dawg, Good Taste. They are nicer than Keds....
I like my cat, but I remember how much I miss a dog! Ah, the excuse to go walk, think, pray and be...
Anyone in MLPK want a dog walking?
So how long do you have to get a replacement pair of Birkis before St C gets back, dawg? The alternative is a dozen red roses, and I'm not sure a dawg could manage that, given the thorns on the stems.
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