Ten questions for Fish
1. What is your favorite toy?
a toy fur mouse
2. What is your favorite book?
the catechism
3. What do you like to do?
beat up Whistle
4. Favorite place to sleep at night
in the hollow space behind lawyers bookcases in the study
5. Favorite food
IAMS kitten chow
6. Biggest worry
that stupid puppy
7. What do you want to be when you grow up?
a big cat like Andy
8. Who is your hero?
Andy the Cat who is big
9. What is your favorite color?
orange or ginger
10. Where is your litter box?
in my human's study
Regards,
Fish
5 comments:
Dear Fish,
The Trustees at PADL (Puppy Anti-Defamation Leaque) have asked me to write you about the derogatory remarks of your recent post. Many puppies and kittens get along quite well. Just because you are dog-challenged should not be used to generally dump on all canines. Get a life!
Yours,
Jack Russell
Shepherd,Triever & Terrier
Westminster, NY
ROFL at the comment:)
Dear Fish,
I too started my life on Iams Kitten Chow. Sadly, my human fed it to me a bit too long and now I have a bit of a weight problem. I keep telling them I'm just big boned, but they don't listen. Now I'm stuck with diet kibble, which is icky. When I get really annoyed, I throw it up in their shoes. So enjoy the high-fat goodness of kitten food for now while you can.
sincerely,
Ouzo
Dear Fish-
Good work on beating up on Whistle. I beat up on my sister Mia all the time. It has two benefits: I assert my dominance over her (I am a miniature panther, after all) and I annoy my humans. I used to like Iams, but the cheapskates switched me over to Costco's generic Kirkland brand. As revenge I eat up their alstromeria flowers in the vase on the dining room table, and then throw up loudly at 3 a.m. Party on, Fish!
Your pal,
Spooky
Dear Fish,
We remember kittenchow. It was good stuff. Iams is a gosh durn good cook, huh? We switched from that to Iams Fat Cat. Then the worst happened, and we got sentenced to the catkins diet....Iams canned diet food...no more crunchy nibbles. We did slim down but that doesn't matter since we were both hot to begin with. Enjoy the kitten chow. We recommend hiding some away somewhere...just a little bit at a time, for the humans WILL take it away eventually. Just to be cruel, you know.
Boykitty and Girlkitty (how cool are we---we have our own pseudonyms!
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