Maybe I'll go to this garage sale from our local Backwater Gazette:
ESTATE SALE. Beautiful furniture, bedroom, dining room, Ovarian china, mirrors, glassware, tools. All at ridiculously low prices! SAT. & SUN. 9am-2pm. XXX St. John. Call XXX-XXXX
One can only imagine what the tablesettings look like.
Have a good weekend. Please don't fire shotguns out your backdoor as fireworks, ok?